What should we call this monthly cycle of women? What about womenstruation. Man: I have a better idea menstruation
Son: am I adopted? Dad: not yet, we still haven’t found anyone who wants you
Hello darkness my old friend, new phone who is this
Me trying to flirt: do you want to eat something my mom made? Oh, what did your mom make? Me
Hello, how are you? Andrew. And? …rew silly conversation
Doctor: how bad do you wanna know the test results? Girl: I’m dying to know. Doctor: what a coincidence
Dad, are you gay? No I’m bi son. Bisons talking
When you go into deep conversation with someone who understands. Walking into space black hole