Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us right now we’d be put into a mental hospital
I don’t speak Nintendo, I don’t speak McDonald Japanese English
Do you believe in God? Yes. And unicorns? No. Why? Because I never seen one
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Girl: my parents aren’t home. Guy: don’t worry, they’ll come back
Grandpa: so who did you vote for? Grandma: what day is it? Grandpa: who are you? Grandma: me too. Conversation fail
Is it the weekend yet? Asked Pooh. It’s only Wednesday said Piglet. Fck said Pooh
Whom are you texting? Just my aunt. Oh, okay. Jon Snow Game of Thrones
So what’s your zodiac sign? Dinosaur. But that one doesn’t even exist. None of them exist