Would you wanna go out or something? Hell no Mike, you’re ugly. At least I have a good heart, I don’t need a transplant
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us right now we’d be put into a mental hospital
I don’t speak Nintendo, I don’t speak McDonald Japanese English
Paying at a store just ring it up please, ok so your change is $420,69, omg will you marry me?
Parrots: bro close your eyes, okay bro, what do you see? Nothing bro. Thats my life without you bro
Do you believe in God? Yes. And unicorns? No. Why? Because I never seen one
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Girl: my parents aren’t home. Guy: don’t worry, they’ll come back
Sapnu puas huh flip your phone send nudes mind blown