What do you call an alligator in a vest? Whatever his name is, No silly an investigator! I would call him Sir
Melania Trump in Saudi Arabia: do you guys have different sizes for the head rings? What’s your ring size? Guy: please stop talking to me
Muslim suicide hotline, how may I help you sir? I’m feeling suicidal. Great, can you fly a plane?
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Princess Leia Darth Vader I don’t like the idea of you dating a smuggler, well let’s ask mom what she thinks, oh wait… That’s, it go to your room, my room was on Alderaan
Trump: the less immigrants we let in, the better. Pence: the fewer. Trump: shh, don’t call me that in public yet
Joe: then I said “Hillary now you have something else in common, you blew it”. Obama: you know she kills people, right?
Trump: you’re a puppet, Hillary: no you’re a puppet, America crying meme
Girlfriend: honey are you free tonight? I can’t I’m hitting the gym. Aww, can’t wait to feel your muscles and abs. Playing Pokemon GO
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