Trump: the less immigrants we let in, the better. Pence: the fewer. Trump: shh, don’t call me that in public yet
Joe: then I said “Hillary now you have something else in common, you blew it”. Obama: you know she kills people, right?
Trump: you’re a puppet, Hillary: no you’re a puppet, America crying meme
Girlfriend: honey are you free tonight? I can’t I’m hitting the gym. Aww, can’t wait to feel your muscles and abs. Playing Pokemon GO
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Germany axe rampage on a train: Here come all the racists. Islam isn’t a race. What do you call someone who discriminates against people based on their religion? A muslim. BBC Twitter
Ross, I’ve got a science question, if the homo sapiens were in fact “homo”, is that why they’re extinct? Joey, homo sapiens are people. Hey, I’m not judging Friends
One month after playing Pokemon GO. Doctor: do you exercise? I Pokemon GO. Doctor *writes on a notepad* fit AF
Ladies and gentlemen, women! Did it ever once occur to you that I might have some insight? Alright, tell me. I don’t know anything about battles! Game of Thrones