Walking isn’t that great anyway, I do it all the time, it doesn’t even feel that good. Doctor to paralyzed man
Friend: has anyone ever told you they love you? Me: does family count? Friend: of course. Me: then no
What a weird dog, maybe it’s a dragon, hi cloud. Dog talking to a lizard
What’s wrong? Nothing, I’m a doctor not your husband
Do you want to join my religion? What’s your religion? Cat worship, I’m interested
Doctor: how bad do you wanna know the test results? Girl: I’m dying to know. Doctor: what a coincidence
Dad, are you gay? No I’m bi son. Bisons talking
When you go into deep conversation with someone who understands. Walking into space black hole