What do you call an alligator in a vest? Whatever his name is, No silly an investigator! I would call him Sir
How to start a conversation with a girl: hi wrong, kosovo je Srbija right
Date: I love dogs. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* my dad is a dog
I’m so hungry I could eat a horse, don’t you have like two horses? BRB. That is completely unrelated to the horse thing, I promise
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Melania Trump in Saudi Arabia: do you guys have different sizes for the head rings? What’s your ring size? Guy: please stop talking to me
Send nudes, oops thats a map of Jagiellonian dynasty at it’s height, even better
Lawyer: my client is trapped inside a penny. Judge: what? Lawyer: he’s in a cent. Judge: you’re going to jail with him
End racism white man and monkey emoticon trolling