So what’s your zodiac sign? Dinosaur. But that one doesn’t even exist. None of them exist
10 dollar haircut, what do you think? Fixed orientation, dunno man still lok pretty homo
Mandarin talking to apple: sorry I don’t speak mandarin
Are you single? No, I’m humbucker
Me: I love you. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Me: sudo I love you. Girl: I love you too
How to talk to short people explained wrong correct
Her: excuse me I’m trying to put a load in the dishwasher. Him: same
Girls replying to my texts: hmm, ok, haha. Trying to avoid rest of the English vocabulary