E-mailing teachers be like: Me: polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar. Teacher: sure – sent from my iPhone
You won’t have to text back if you don’t open the message protip lifehack
Single mom of 2, huh? Yes. Wanna make it single mother of 3? Imagine the gains. Tinder conversation
Having to go to vet is pretty rough, huh? My health and well-being is not a joke, Sharon! dog visiting vet
Kim Jong Un hey babe send nukes, ok, nudes oh shit messenger conversation
911 dog emergency: my owner has been gone for 0.2 seconds, have you tried eating the couch?
Guy: I have 1 million dollars in bitcoins. Girl: wow, wanna buy us some drinks? Guy: oh no, I don’t have any real money
Girl: our relationship is over. Me: our relationship is what? Over.