10 dollar haircut, what do you think? Fixed orientation, dunno man still lok pretty homo
Mandarin talking to apple: sorry I don’t speak mandarin
Are you single? No, I’m humbucker
Me: I love you. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Me: sudo I love you. Girl: I love you too
Her: excuse me I’m trying to put a load in the dishwasher. Him: same
Old lady: excuse me young man. Me: I have a grandma
When you’re kidding around with somebody and then all of a sudden they get way too serious and start saying real shit dog
What should we call this large structure? Bill: a billding. Buil: I have a better idea