Me: nice car, friend: yeah 400 horsepower, me: that’s like 7000 ducks, friend: what, me: what
Can you do a poster for our music nights? Yes mate, send me the details messenger screenshot gigs list
Tinder profile: I’m an estate agent and I’ve got a rather large semi I need to get rid of. Maybe I can help you with that semi
Me trying to flirt: Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good, thanks. Good
Pre Tinder days when you didn’t say a word to your crush at school but you’d spit pure fire at night
We’ve got Pepsi instead of Coke, is that OK? I don’t know, is Monopoly money OK? In a restaurant
4000 years later and we’re back to the same language hieroglyphs emoticons
My dick is so hard. To find. Trolling word play