Why are you so negative honey? Stop being so noisy
Do you guys know where I could get one of these gold necklaces with the T on it? That’s a cross. Across from where?
Batman Joker: come on hit me, I can’t hit a girl, I’m not a girl, you are using lipstick you are a girl
Girl: I’m a socialist, Me: (trying to impress her) I don’t understand economics either
Watt’s my name? I’m Knott. Not Watt, Knott. silly conversation
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What should we call this brick object that provides ventilation for the house? Jim: a jimney, Chim: I have a better idea chimney
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Guy: wouldn’t it be funny if we had sex haha? Girl: what? Sorry a friend took my phone. We’re talking in person
When you screenshot a convo and send it back to the same person suicidal thoughts Mexico president