What should we call this brick object that provides ventilation for the house? Jim: a jimney, Chim: I have a better idea chimney
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Guy: wouldn’t it be funny if we had sex haha? Girl: what? Sorry a friend took my phone. We’re talking in person
When you screenshot a convo and send it back to the same person suicidal thoughts Mexico president
Doctor: I’ve got good news and bad news. Karen is leaving you for another man. Me: and the good news? Doctor: I am picking her up at 7
E-mailing teachers be like: Me: polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar. Teacher: sure – sent from my iPhone
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Single mom of 2, huh? Yes. Wanna make it single mother of 3? Imagine the gains. Tinder conversation
I had forgotten how beautiful you are, I didn’t know we’d met before Sir Jorah. He’s talking to me. Jon Snow Daenerys Game of Thrones
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