What should we call this large structure? Bill: a billding. Buil: I have a better idea
What should we call this monthly cycle of women? What about womenstruation. Man: I have a better idea menstruation
Son: am I adopted? Dad: not yet, we still haven’t found anyone who wants you
Hello darkness my old friend, new phone who is this
Me trying to flirt: do you want to eat something my mom made? Oh, what did your mom make? Me
Hello, how are you? Andrew. And? …rew silly conversation
Cristiano Ronaldo with his son: dad, I’m tired of taking care of my brother. Look son, 230 kg in leg extension, I’m a god, I’m hungry dad, I’m handsome
Steve Jobs to Bill Gates: Windows sucks, Bill Gates replies with iOS hack sign
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