What’s wrong? Nothing, I’m a doctor not your husband
Do you want to join my religion? What’s your religion? Cat worship, I’m interested
Doctor: how bad do you wanna know the test results? Girl: I’m dying to know. Doctor: what a coincidence
Dad, are you gay? No I’m bi son. Bisons talking
When you go into deep conversation with someone who understands. Walking into space black hole
Hey girl, you want some good sex? No. Then you came to the right guy. Speech 100
What do you call an alligator in a vest? Whatever his name is, No silly an investigator! I would call him Sir
How to start a conversation with a girl: hi wrong, kosovo je Srbija right