When you check your iPhone in the middle of the night and the brightness is all the way up swollen boxer
Shopping mall sculpture Windows blue screen fail
Smokers get to take breaks, non-smokers get to look crazy comparison
Woke up motivated to do well at my job today and it’s gone South Park
Studying for malware analysis test discovers his computer is infected Bad luck Brian
Hears the intro to under pressure ice ice baby comes on instead
Free 30 day trial me jumping in please enter your credit card info me jumping out
God knows everything that will happen, God: don’t eat the apple, Eve eats apple God shocked suprised Pikachu