My girlfriends hairclip nearly put me in cardiac arrest spider
This is why you watch your kids – young girl shaved baby’s head
There’s something wrong with this banana George Bush corn
When you Google mild headache and that shit try to tell you you’ve got brain cancer crying
Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut up and everyone applauded me so i told them to shut up too
So how’s parenting going? Kide puked vomited threw up on mother’s head fail
The horrifying moment you forgot about your tea and discover it turned stone cold Will Smith silly face
Your baby is cute, how old is it? She’s 34 weeks old, do you have time? Sure, it’s 972 minutes past midnight