Penguin bad day
Single taken in relationship with someone who doesn’t know I exist
I’m dying slowly think of it as living quickly
My will to live vs minor inconvenience balloon needle
Sad man painting happy smiley faces
Date: I love dogs. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* my dad is a dog
Some person: we don’t let our pets on the furniture. Me: wtf?
When you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them. With what eyes?