When you’re watching adult movie on your phone and someone’s calling you
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Sad man painting happy smiley faces
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Date: I love dogs. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* my dad is a dog
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Some person: we don’t let our pets on the furniture. Me: wtf?
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When you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them. With what eyes?
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When you witness someone putting milk in before the water when making a cup of tea
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If you ever feel useless remember there are bus and taxi cars in the movie where everyone is a car
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Kid falls into really deep puddle
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