Me: I’m depressed. Therapist: try mountain climbing. Me: how does that help? Therapist: you might die
When you live in Venezuela and it’s lunch time empty plate. The Simpsons
Drive thru missing letters die thru
Guys wearing identical same be different shirts
Look what $1 dollar will buy: nothing empty shelf
Daily reminder you missed out on teen love and there is no going back
When you drop your phone meanwhile at FBI headquarters can’t stand the noise
This lad that drank so much during the Brazilian carnival that he forgot his girlfriend was on his shoulders kissing other girl