What an idiot, you burned the tortillas. Mother why have you forsaken me?
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Couples be like kissing and I’m all like oh watermelon you understand me
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Everyone: are you okay? You look tired, upset, confused, mad. Me: it’s just my face. Spongebob
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Daddy, why’s my sister named Florence? Because we conceived her in Florence, Italy. Thanks dad. You’re welcome backseat
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Relationship status: too anxious to ever make a move
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Wonderwoman, Aquaman, Superman training hard while Batman is eating burgers Ben Affleck
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+JEWS smart charger upside down
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When BAE said he’s going out friday at 9 PM so you schedule an argument at 8:30 PM
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