The hardest part of vaping is telling your parents you are gay
When you realize you spent all your money on armor so you have to defend the fort with a potato
Holding hands with girlfriend: expectation on beach, reality going to IKEA store
Personal trainers be like: “gimmie ten more” critical condition
She kissed the tip then she said April Fools girlfriend fail
Hey derp I’m like pregnant I totally April fooled you. Typical girlfriend
I don’t always get asked on a date but when I do it’s on April 1st
I don’t always tell people I’m gay but when I do I do it on April Fools day