Me: why am I still single? Brain: you’re weird. Body: and you’re fat. Face: plus you’re pretty ugly. Food: I’m here for you
2 PM gonna go to bed early tonight, 10:30 PM here we go time to hit the hay, 2:30 AM ahh so male seahorses give birth
When your salad keeps making jokes laughing women
Dubai compared to Minsk years 1991 2017 2117 4129
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Just got banned from B&Q someone in orange apron came up and asked if I wanted decking lucky I got the first punch in
Tag a mate with this beard single hair
When you sleep at a friends house and you wake up before them like WTF do I do now
My girlfriends hairclip nearly put me in cardiac arrest spider