When it’s December 31st and someone says “see you next year” not funny at all
Life is short, actually my height too
Your mom after skydiving accident
When a girl finally decides to tell you what’s wrong – car dashboard fail all the lights went on
Young I was needed the money did I Yoda dressed as night club dancer
I used to be a Jedi then, I took a lightsaber to the knee and the other knee and both my arms then, I took some lava to my face Darth Vader
My friends: impressive beards, me: baby no beard
You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. Second page of Google search results