Get up? I’ve tried and it was bad
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Are you drunk? Yes no
When your sons name is Allah Akbar and you lose him at the mall confused muslim
Me: I’m depressed. Therapist: try mountain climbing. Me: how does that help? Therapist: you might die
When you live in Venezuela and it’s lunch time empty plate. The Simpsons
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