How to play the Sims: spend 8 hours making a beautiful family, play as intended for 3 seconds, motherlode, build dream house, cry over fact you’ll never live there, murder entire family
Hey I got a girlfriend wow congrats april fools
The ring she wants – wedding ring, the rings I want – Audi, the rings I can afford – onion rings
So my mom accidentally ordered an XS dog bed but he’s still grateful
Typical woman: dress $50 dollars = no interest, dress sale $50 dollars hurry up, let’s buy meme
Cat parking car fail GIF animation
David Beckham collapses falls after free kick
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My dick is so hard. To find. Trolling word play