Arguing with an engineer is a lot like wrestling with a pig in the mud after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it
Do you want to play a game? I can’t. Why not? I got a Mac
How to make a joke that doesn’t offend anyone volume 1 huge book
I’d love to go back in time and blow peoples minds with my incredible knowledge. But how do you make this electricity? I don’t know
Me: are you guys ready to have kids? Them: yes. Also them: kids falling to the ground
When you screenshot a convo and send it back to the same person suicidal thoughts Mexico president
Dead man but you’re still coming to work right
Three our of four marriages fail. If you were going skydiving would you still jump?