Son: am I adopted? Dad: not yet, we still haven’t found anyone who wants you
Hello darkness my old friend, new phone who is this
Hello, how are you? Andrew. And? …rew silly conversation
What do you call an alligator in a vest? Whatever his name is, No silly an investigator! I would call him Sir
How to start a conversation with a girl: hi wrong, kosovo je Srbija right
Date: I love dogs. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* my dad is a dog
I’m so hungry I could eat a horse, don’t you have like two horses? BRB. That is completely unrelated to the horse thing, I promise
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Tinder profile: I’m an estate agent and I’ve got a rather large semi I need to get rid of. Maybe I can help you with that semi
Pre Tinder days when you didn’t say a word to your crush at school but you’d spit pure fire at night
My dick is so hard. To find. Trolling word play