My dick is so hard. To find. Trolling word play
Princess Leia Darth Vader I don’t like the idea of you dating a smuggler, well let’s ask mom what she thinks, oh wait… That’s, it go to your room, my room was on Alderaan
Emergency question: where can I keep a baby goat I impulsively bought? This is a joke, right? This is Billy
When your drunk AF and someone is trying to have a deep conversation with you
Let’s hear a joke: “woman rights”. Tinder conversation feminist
This is his GF, who are you? Why are you texting him? I’m the girl that can make any girl go from GF to EX real quick, how was my brother’s flight?
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Interviewer: so what have you planned for the future? Me: lunch. No, like long term. Oh, dinner.
Therapist: what’s wrong? He’s insane, he shows his muscles to avoid problems. You know what else is insane? *starts unbuttoning shirt*
Trying to make plans in the group chat is like multi level rubik’s cube
Me: what’s your name sweetheart? Her: get off loser. Me: sounds exotic, I’m Paul