Me: I love you. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Me: sudo I love you. Girl: I love you too
Old lady: excuse me young man. Me: I have a grandma
When you’re kidding around with somebody and then all of a sudden they get way too serious and start saying real shit dog
Trump: you’re a puppet, Hillary: no you’re a puppet, America crying meme
Son: am I adopted? Dad: not yet, we still haven’t found anyone who wants you
Hello darkness my old friend, new phone who is this
Hello, how are you? Andrew. And? …rew silly conversation
What do you call an alligator in a vest? Whatever his name is, No silly an investigator! I would call him Sir
How to start a conversation with a girl: hi wrong, kosovo je Srbija right
Date: I love dogs. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* my dad is a dog