Me trying to flirt: do you want to eat something my mom made? Oh, what did your mom make? Me
Hello, how are you? Andrew. And? …rew silly conversation
Doctor: how bad do you wanna know the test results? Girl: I’m dying to know. Doctor: what a coincidence
Dad, are you gay? No I’m bi son. Bisons talking
When you go into deep conversation with someone who understands. Walking into space black hole
What do you call an alligator in a vest? Whatever his name is, No silly an investigator! I would call him Sir
How to start a conversation with a girl: hi wrong, kosovo je Srbija right
Date: I love dogs. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* my dad is a dog