Sit down let me tell you a story once upon a time I ate your hamster this morning cat
The law student starter pack
Let’s boycott the 100m sprint because of lack of diversity black runners only
Black astronauts – because even other planets need crime
Oh sweetie it’s a little late for that. Young cute girl hanger in her nose
Cat can spot a bird from across the yard cant find the piece of meat you dropped unless you point it out 10 times
John is going to the gym, doesn’t upload selfies and phrases like “no pain, no gain”. John is smart, be like John
All food must go to the lab for testing dog with a burger
Better save this potion in case I need it later, finish game with 600 potions typical player warrior
If at anytime in 2015 I annoy you, pissed you off or offended you suck it up fruitcake because 2016 won’t be any different