If disappointing your parents was an olympic sport
When you’re about to ask your mum for something and you can already hear her complaining as you walk in the room
When you’re trying your best but nothing is going right dog
If bees go extinct: earth is dead, if humans go extinct: earth flourishes
Honey who is “alarm” and why does she call you everyday at 5:45?
Normal people flirting: hey you’re cute we should go out sometime. Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread?
Reasons I enjoy life: I don’t. graph
So many selfies and so little knowledge of self