When you get to your first day of school and you can’t find your class or your locker or friends lost dog at school
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Me: why am I still single? Brain: you’re weird. Body: and you’re fat. Face: plus you’re pretty ugly. Food: I’m here for you
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Happy endings, there are no happy endings, life is an uninterrupted series of humuliating failures Pinky and the Brain
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I think I’m having a midlife crisis. You’re 24. I might die at 48
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The sun vs mercury size just like my finger vs close ad button
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He’s 104 years old, what’s your excuse? He had more time to train old running man
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Pears grown in Argentina packed in Thailand then sold in United States
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The world’s oldest dog passed away at the age of 30 RIP Maggie
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