You know you’re a book geek when you still get upset thinking about the library of Alexandria
Relationship status: waiting for a miracle skeleton waiting for love
When you first meet her and wonder why is she single vs 4 months into the relationship and now you understand why Obama
If disappointing your parents was an olympic sport
When you’re about to ask your mum for something and you can already hear her complaining as you walk in the room
When you’re trying your best but nothing is going right dog
If bees go extinct: earth is dead, if humans go extinct: earth flourishes
Honey who is “alarm” and why does she call you everyday at 5:45?