When a sad song comes on in the car and you look out the window and pretend you’re in a music video sad dog
When you see girls like this on instagram remember who owns the boat fat old rich men
Trying to feed fish in an igloo fail sad frog
I’ve never had a red hair on my head so why does my beard decide it’s red
I’m too bored to do nothing but I’m too lazy to do something
The light inside has broken but I still work. Me too vending machine, me too
Choose a degree in something you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life because that field probably isn’t hiring
Hogwarts degree isn’t worth much these days Harry Potter as airport security worker policeman