If you can not afford a lawyer one will be appointed to you if you cannot afford a doctor lol tough shit bro USA United States of America
Bear attack tip: if attacked play dead, it will be good practice for when you die a couple minutes later
When you wanted the window seat but Pope Francis called dibs. Already got it first unhappy angry girl
If you work hard enough you can replace depression with exhaustion
Disappointed but not suprised doge meme
Mom I want to be a dinosaur. Because they are scary? Because they are dead kid
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. When I see humans is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away
Mom I wish I was like that plane. Because it can fly? Because it’s hanging from the ceiling kid