When you open your Christmas present and it’s another Axe gift set Slobodan Praljak drinking poison
When you convince yourself to finally go out then realize it was a mistake and you’d rather be home
When you’re at work and wondering if getting paid is even worth the bullshit Ron Swanson
This is me, I trust people easily, I forgive people easily, I forget all the bad they did easily. I am an idiot, please don’t be like me
Don’t drink and drive your dog will never understand why you didn’t come home
Checked my bank account and realised I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Thursday
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When you realise Christmas and New Year are over and you have to stop eating all the food drinking alcohol and generally pull your life together sad cat
My life every year beating me up every year