Basically how I’m handling life right now this is fine
Do everything to help your team buy wards courier save peoples life don’t get even a thank you Dota
If you kinda sorta try then you kinda sorta fail
I’ll be back in half an hour buddy when you leave your dog
When I try to make a salad aww I fcked it up beef meat
The problem with a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book
Everytime they talk about men and women in love they assume that. This is the truth: only women think about love men just love, they don’t think
Why send one big text when you can send 10 little ones in a row and be even more annoying
When you watch your barber slowly ruins your hair, but you quietly accept your fate and calmly plan how you’re going to move to China and change your identity. Pepe the frog
I’ll never eat again, I’m so fat. typical girl fail