When you’re done with humans and just want to be yourself tired Alien UFO
When you’re just trying to relax on vacation but she’s got you posing for a picture every 4 minutes Husky dogs
We all got that 1 friend you trying to help but hes dumb as hell
We’d love to get the platter back when this is over that and our land indians America
I push objects off shelves while looking my human in the eyes cat
Empathy noun the ability to step into the shoes of another person, aiming to understand their feelings and perspectives, and to use that understanding to guide our actions
Doctor: I’ve got good news and bad news. Karen is leaving you for another man. Me: and the good news? Doctor: I am picking her up at 7
When you ask your girl what she wants to eat and she actually decides. Elmo nuclear explosion
When people don’t realise you can see through bullshit
When your grandma tells your mum to leave you alone happy dog