Not allowed to park here forced to park here car wheel locked
You are reading this because you forgot your smartphone when you went to the toilet didn’t you product label
This is how your girlfriend sees your female friends, this is how your boyfriend sees your male friends
When your owner asks you who’s a good boy, so you do some research to find out. Dog studying
Absolutely peaceful house on fire muslim islam meme
This edible ain’t shit. 45 minutes later: found dead body
Coming home after a party is like trying to unlock door with a car key
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like, it was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato
Ted, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples. Why should they be happy? Scrubs
When you ruin Europe for the third time in 100 years Germany