First minute running vs second minute running heart attack
When you think of some clever shit after the argument is over that would’ve changed something
Transgender when you’re playing scrabble and you cheat by making up words
That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works
In a world full of princesses dare to be a hot dog
When you used to fight with your siblings over the TV covering for remote control
Tag a friend so they have to open their phone and look at this taco for no reason
For everyone who says I am sorry. This is how a sorry works – patch on a broken window
Plays alone: like a boss 48 kills 3 deaths, plays with friends: fail 5 kills 19 deaths
Chillin’ the art of doing nothing without getting bored