I’m not lazy I’m just highly motivated to do nothing
There are two things in this world you cannot hide sneezing and love
Relationship status: lol Pakalu Papito
When your mom gets home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation is gone and she starts yelling for no reason sad frog crying
When he’s in the shower and Pizza Hut text his phone “I love you too baby”
The can I speak to the manager? starter pack
I nominate Muhammad for the next suicide bomber mission that look
We received our Amazon order in this happy box and my boyfriend went full retard