When you pay for her dinner and take her to the club and she reacts to “single ladies make some noise”
When someone says you are too old for superhero movies and video games middle finger
Download buttons: you must click wisely – true button will bring pirated movie, false button will melt your face off
When you miss a call so you phone back within 3 seconds and they don’t pick up
Single mothers love dressing their kids like the men who left them swag
Man running from cops stops to pet cats goes to jail
Grant ordered too many fries Sale
When you had a substitute and the next day your teacher read off all the names who got in trouble