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When you get your burrito back and they didn’t fold it properly it’s made of paper it’s your midterm you failed
I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes that shit takes me 3 hours 700 position changes and a sacrafice to the gods
When your friend throws up after you just started drinking. Pathetic. The Simpsons
This is how my parents look at their cell phone
Who else sets their alarm like this and is still fcking late?
My temper a balloon something incredibly minor a needle
My sister thought Nair was a shampoo fail bald girl