When you and your co-worker take happy hour a little too far Batman Joker
Watching your friends grow up, start businesses and have kids and you’re just like: sure wish I could get this dang ball in this cup here
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run. Me: wow what a perfect morning to go back to sleep
I am so glad I don’t have to actually hunt, I have no clue where gluten free tacos live. bearded man
When I wrote this only God and I understood what I was doing, now God only knows programming
The new options on facebook look like life cycle of every relationship I’ve ever had: like, love, happy, wow, sad, angry
How boys Google: PC overheated solutions, how girls Google comparison
When you’re riding with your white friends family and a rap song comes on: “this one is for you Daquan!”
The greatest russian hero amazing Blyatman
Oh no a spider maybe I become Spiderman nope it’s just cancer