How old are you anyway? Somewhere between 5 months and 50 years
Growing up with siblings taking the TV remote in the kitchen with you while you get food so that they can’t turn the channel
If you’re having a bad day here’s a photo of Matt Damon at age 12 glasses
That one guy at work who’s always happy to see everyone ginger kid
Does anyone remember that? Teacher’s room: I knock, you speak
Thank you mom for carrying me in your womb for 9 months and also for still booking my dentist appointments
Lawyer: the evidence shows us you’re guilty. Kid: I know you are but what am I? Judge *whispers*: this guys good
When a co-worker starts telling you how many calories are in your breakfast, I will stab you