When you’re so cool that you meet the president in your jammies. Kid in pyjamas meeting Obama
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When you argue with your mom until you don’t get punished lawyer
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Suicidal millenials finding out coronavirus only kills old people this sum bullshit cat
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What’s your favorite childhood memory? Me: not paying bills
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What an idiot, you burned the tortillas. Mother why have you forsaken me?
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Laptop netbook computer Google made of cardboard box
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Daddy, why’s my sister named Florence? Because we conceived her in Florence, Italy. Thanks dad. You’re welcome backseat
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Mom what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear, you’ll have to ask grandma
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