My sisters pregnant I can’t wait to find out if I’m gonna be an auntie or uncle
Teach your kids climbing and they’ll never have enough money to buy drugs tons of equipment
When your father starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you. Cristiano Ronaldo son kid
Kids then and now comparison tons of toys now only iPad tablet
Pillow fort couch – creative bed interior inspiration
When I was a kid tic-tac’s were drugs, wafer sticks were cigarettes, gatorade was vodka, grape juice was red wine. I was just that badass
Good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the way for others
Me: are you guys ready to have kids? Them: yes. Also them: kids falling to the ground