You’re so old grandma did you really used to be a kid? I wasn’t a little bitch still got it
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Taking care of baby instructions do don’ts yes no
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Elton John with a baby me LSD four hours later roles switched reversed
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That’s a stupid shirt you don’t surf you’ve never surfed lying little shit
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If you hold a black baby to your ear you can hear his future mixtape playing
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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over
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Kids menu options: I don’t know, I don’t care, I’m not hungry, I don’t want that
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No baby on board durex sticker on a car
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