Daddy, why’s my sister named Florence? Because we conceived her in Florence, Italy. Thanks dad. You’re welcome backseat
Mom what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear, you’ll have to ask grandma
Sibling love is a special thing kid toddler laying on another baby
If a toy from toy story died the kids wouldn’t know and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses
That awkward moment when a girl is crying on your shoulder and you don’t know what to say. Dog
Pokemon in the past: are you a boy or are you a girl? Now many gender options to choose from
The only reason I’m fat is because every time I sleep with your mom she makes me a sandwich fat kid
Don’t throw out dolls heads, you can turn them into handy night lights for your kids