Growing up with siblings taking the TV remote in the kitchen with you while you get food so that they can’t turn the channel
If you’re having a bad day here’s a photo of Matt Damon at age 12 glasses
That one guy at work who’s always happy to see everyone ginger kid
Does anyone remember that? Teacher’s room: I knock, you speak
Thank you mom for carrying me in your womb for 9 months and also for still booking my dentist appointments
Lawyer: the evidence shows us you’re guilty. Kid: I know you are but what am I? Judge *whispers*: this guys good
When a co-worker starts telling you how many calories are in your breakfast, I will stab you
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder