Daddy, why’s my sister named Florence? Because we conceived her in Florence, Italy. Thanks dad. You’re welcome backseat
Mom what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear, you’ll have to ask grandma
Sibling love is a special thing kid toddler laying on another baby
That awkward moment when a girl is crying on your shoulder and you don’t know what to say. Dog
Pokemon in the past: are you a boy or are you a girl? Now many gender options to choose from
The only reason I’m fat is because every time I sleep with your mom she makes me a sandwich fat kid
Don’t throw out dolls heads, you can turn them into handy night lights for your kids
“Kids these days have it too easy” said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21