USA honey you need to finish your Afghanistan before you have some Iran
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Good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the way for others
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Dad am I adopted? No why the heck would I pick you
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Me: are you guys ready to have kids? Them: yes. Also them: kids falling to the ground
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When your kid asks for a switch for Christmas give him old switch
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Children must always wear a seat belt except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle school bus
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Daughters name Lanesra unique and romantic, my husband told me it was Arsenal spelled backwards
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When you’re having fun with your cousins and your mom says get ready we are leaving in 30 minutes crying
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