Silence is golden unless you have a puppy. Then, silence is suspicious. Very, very, suspicious
My friends: impressive beards, me: baby no beard
One man died for all – Obi-Wan Kenobi instead of Jesus
Firemen rescuing fat boy out of skate bowl
When your dad come back after 18 years saying damn that line at Walmart ain’t no joke
My sisters pregnant I can’t wait to find out if I’m gonna be an auntie or uncle
Teach your kids climbing and they’ll never have enough money to buy drugs tons of equipment
When your father starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you. Cristiano Ronaldo son kid