Why mother, why have you forsaken me? Falling kid
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Mommy why is my backpack so heavy? Allahu Akbar sweetie
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like, it was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato
I don’t even know this kid man
People are fake: how can you love your newborn baby when you met it 2 minutes ago and know nothing about it?
Difference Alligators eat babies in an A-shape, Crocodiles eat babies in a C-shape
How babies make decisions: is it food? Yes/no: try to eat it immediately
Bath time! Get off, I’m busy. Why my dicc small? kid googling