Boy: how old are you? Girl: 15. Boy: Wow you look young for 18 years old. Girl: but I said I was fifteen. Boy: shhh…
One ticket, really? Matryoshka
Keep the earth clean, it isn’t Uranus. This kid is going places
When you’re so cool that you meet the president in your jammies. Kid in pyjamas meeting Obama
What’s your favorite childhood memory? Me: not paying bills
What an idiot, you burned the tortillas. Mother why have you forsaken me?
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Laptop netbook computer Google made of cardboard box
Daddy, why’s my sister named Florence? Because we conceived her in Florence, Italy. Thanks dad. You’re welcome backseat