Why does Python live on land? Because it is above C level
Christian Bale visited shooting victims at the hospital Atheist Bale did not. Christians: 1, Atheists: 0
China may be using sea to hide it’s submarines
I love my six pack so much I cover it with a layer of fat
Job application these days: we are looking for a 25-26 aged candidate with 30 years of experience
They’re not dangerous if you raise them right women and neither are the dogs
People say nothing’s impossible but i do nothing everyday Winnie the Pooh
Your birth year + years you’ve been single = 2017 mind blown