I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation Pakalu Papito
Excuse me what did you say I can’t hear you I have an ear disease called I don’t care Pakalu Papito
Joke hurt feelings and you’re just like shark Pakalu Papito
My face is a 4 my personality is a 6 so basically I’m a 10 Pakalu Papito
Hard to belive it’s 2015 and people are still lactose intolerant grow up
Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants
It should be illegal to be this funny and single Pakalu Papito
Do I have time for your bullshit? no clock Pakalu Papito
The only joke my mom ever made was me Pakalu Papito
If you like water you already like 72% percent of me Pakalu Papito