I pretend to like people every day it’s called being an adult that’s why we’re allowed to buy alcohol
When people sing happy birthday to you and you just sit there like happy monkey
It’s easy to look sharp when you haven’t done any work pencils
When you have more than what you need build a longer table not a higher fence
Just relax, do your best you’ll be fine. Well I’d like to thank everyone for their fucking useless advice
When students cheat on exams it’s because our school system values grades more than students value learning. Neil Degrasse Tyson
That feeling when someone asks who smell good and you know it’s you
When I’m back from school
And that’s why I can’t get up in the morning bed holding
Other people signatures vs my signature fail
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