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When it’s been 20 minutes and you haven’t seen any new memes grandpa hurt aching
Lift weights, get dates woman checking The Rock biceps
Aw look how cute what a cute dog, date format oh no it’s retarded comic meme
Remember summer temps can be fatal to Goths if you’re hot they’re hot bring them inside
Safety first cat wearing safety visiiblity vest on a construction site
Teacher I can’t give you your homework today, I’m at the hospital right now. Man with earbuds headphones in his nose
98% percent of Skype calls start like this can you hear me I can’t hear true story