Wake up bro, we’re gonna be late for crossfit two guys
This is literally what my wife and I look like when she is telling me her side of a story kids
I will save you and your family, but first I must steal everything you own The Witcher
When you get the AUX and somebody says: Aye, what song is this?
First minute running vs second minute running heart attack
When you think of some clever shit after the argument is over that would’ve changed something
Transgender when you’re playing scrabble and you cheat by making up words
That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works
In a world full of princesses dare to be a hot dog
When you used to fight with your siblings over the TV covering for remote control