Have you ever bulshitted on an essay so hard that you basically laugh after every sentence you write?
Me thinking about life. Sad cat in a washing machine
When you actually treat her with respect she disappears
When your phone dies in public and you dont know what to do with yourself sad monkey
When a sad song comes on in the car and you look out the window and pretend you’re in a music video sad dog
When you see girls like this on instagram remember who owns the boat fat old rich men
Trying to feed fish in an igloo fail sad frog
I’ve never had a red hair on my head so why does my beard decide it’s red
I’m too bored to do nothing but I’m too lazy to do something
When you said 2016 was gonna be your year but three months in your life is already in shambles