His head is brighter than my future bald man
Sex really isn’t that important in a relationship to be honest. Sad man
Nothingness, non-existence, black emptiness. What did you say? Oh I was just planning my future Woody Allen
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
One less year alive. Birthday cake quote gift
On a date: tell me about yourself, I’m not rich but… girl already gone
That moment when you get home, open the bag and realize you’re a dumbass. Bought staples for stapler fail
Import immigrants export young educated