She: does he still love me? Who is he seeing? What happened to our relationship? He: thinking about custom loop hardware gaming
What girls look for in a guy: 1. brown eyes, 2. messy hair, 3.cute nose, 4. four paws, 5. Golden Retriever
When you ask your girl what’s wrong and she gets even more mad saying “You’re supposed to know!”
Throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front rear and side views but she didn’t get the memo fail
I called some girl fat and she messaged me this later that day. Cheeky little bitch written on chin
Boy: how old are you? Girl: 15. Boy: Wow you look young for 18 years old. Girl: but I said I was fifteen. Boy: shhh…
Wow words can’t even describe how beautiful you are. Thank you. Numbers can though, 4 out of 10
The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money woman