When you leave her house after 2 hours of just kissing banana in honey
If it’s stupid but it works it’s not stupid car side mirror woman’s mirror
When you’re part of the real Suicide Squad muslim girl
When you fint out your wife has the right to vote on facebook polls. Sad arab muslim
Your mama is so keynesian that she breaks her own dishes to stimulate the economy
First woman on the moon: Houson we have a problem. What? Never mind, nothing I’m fine
When the chicken kebabs you cooked were on point but he still chose to go to bed with his third wife
Men: wow you suck at math. Women: wow girls suck at math