Fat woman before never comparison
#Allnatural #nomakeup Joker
Introducing girlfriend to my family. Me: this is my girlfriend. Janine: hi. Wife: what the fuck?
Girls fall in love with what they hear boys fall in love with what they see girls wear makeup boys lie
Woman equals problems
Couple games: write something the other doesn’t know. Man: I am sterile, woman: you’re going to be a daddy
When a woman is attracted to a man she speaks in higher pitch than normal that explains why every girl sounds like batman
Creative picking up girls