I’m really sorry that you’re not feeling well today but I’m still gonna need a sandwich
If a girl is ugly look at her heart, not her face. If a boy is ugly, he’s ugly. Einstein quote
Time to durr my hurr hair shampoo package fail
Never compliment a women on her mustache no matter how magnificent it is duck meme
Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf
Predictor when you need to know if she’s pregnant. Woman with huge belly fail
Woman full makeup, normal makeup, no makeup, when shed human skin comparison
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Tips for success with women: don’t be ugly