The perfect woman doesn’t exist… wait cat with woman’s body
You don’t know how to buy a lady a drink, I do so dad, can I buy you a drink? OK, on ebay fail comic
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Relationships are just conspiracy for women to steal men’s shirt
Do you guys know where I could get one of these gold necklaces with the T on it? That’s a cross. Across from where?
Photographing something you want to show everyone: males, females in front of object
If her house doesn’t smell like breakfast or cleaning products by 9:30 am on a Saturday don’t wife her. Period.
Reasons hes not texting you girl staring at an old phone with no screen
Reasons my wife is crying handwritten list